Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life.
She took a giant shit on my face. Literally. Literally? Well, no, not literally. That's disgusting.
I love how she makes me feel, like anything's possible, or like life is worth it.
Nobody loves Ringo Starr. That's what I love about him
Better that you find this out now before you come home and find her in bed with Lars from Norway. Who's Lars from Norway? He's some guy she met at the gym with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
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